So, after all that talk of nerdy pick up lines I have decided to share some of my favourites with you ;)

The first one that really really stuck in my mind, despite it’s undeniable corniness is: 

My name ain’t Luna, but I sure do love good ;)

Now I mean, most people would probably slap you if you said this to them, I however would probably retort with something just as nerdy. Such a exponentially catatonic event has yet to occur (is that even the right phrase to use?? :/) and so I am yet to have the chance to leap on this opportunity.  

Are you using the confoundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing? ;P

I know I know, MORE Harry potter right :) but still it’s good :)

Then of course there is the borderline inappropriate Doctor Who ones like, 

That’s not my sonic screwdriver in my pants ;P

Or my personal favourite when it comes to a lack of propriety which when you think about it, doesn’t make that much sense, but trust me, when said in a kinda Cedric Diggory from AVPM/Jack Harkness way, it sounds so incredibly dirty ;P

Come check out my Tardis, it’s not all that’s bigger on the inside :)

Then of course there is, the obviously socially unacceptable ones that WILL UNEQUIVOCALLY GET YOU SLAPPED like:

You can slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets any day ;)

Did you just take some Felix Felicius ‘cause you’re about to get lucky 

And Then there are the really really cute ones like,

did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse, because you’re drop dead gorgeous? :D

If you were a dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss <3

A musical one:

Im a Fermada, Hold me :)

And then there’s this one:

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

‘cause I’m pretty sure you hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down :)

Thus, the entire point of this blog, my dear readers, is to ask what your favourite pick up line is, and what you would do if someone asked you :)

Keep on Nerding on,

Geek Out <3